2004-04-23 - 2:35 p.m.
I was inspired to do this by a magazine article. If anyone is reading this prepare to be immenesly bored. Seriously. I'm really only doing this cos I have two and a half hours of work Okay...
100 FACTS ABOUT ME.
1) I was born on the 17th of May 1985.
2) I have a younger sister, Gemma (17) and a younger brother, Alex (8 in May).
3) My hair colour is a very fake mix of blonde and copper - but I like it so who cares.
4) According to my fiance my eyes are green. I've heard so many variations I don't know what colour they are anymore.
5) I now weigh in at 84 kilos, however I have lost 2 kilos in a week and am planning to lose at least 18 more.
6) I drive a white 1989 Toyota Corolla.
7) Before that I drove a red Citroen AX11 TRE, which got smashed by a drunk driver while parked outside my fiance's house.
8) I cried a lot that night.
9) I failed my restricted driver's test four times. FOUR. Very shameful.
10) My favourite singer is Darren Hayes. He has the most beautiful voice and writes the most beautiful lyrics to go with it.
11) I played piano for 12 years. I really really miss playing it.
12) I played the clarient for four years. Don't miss that as much.
13) I can't stand being cold. It's my number one pet hate.
14) That and people who drive 70km/h down a main rural open road. Grr.
15) The most serious injury I have had was a broken wrist, which was the result of me and my sister trying to walk down a slide. Stupid idea really.
16) I also ran into a glass door when I was eight on Guy Fawke's night. Lots of blood and still scarred.
17) My preference for jewellery is gold with love hearts. I have so much love heart jewellery it drives my mother insane.
18) I shop at Glassons, Pagani, Lippy, Max (if I can ever afford it) and I also quite like Principals for something dressy.
19) I work for a Real Estate company but I'm NOT an agent. I never could be. I'm just the deranged secretary.
20) Before this I was "working" at McDonald's. I don't like calling it working because it was more like slavery.
21) I was almost fired from there for wearing white socks so I left before they could.
22) Yes, gasp and then laugh nervously, it's true. I wore the wrong socks one too many a time.
23) Tell me, how often do YOU see the socks of any fast food employee??
24) I have been renting a house with my fiance for the last 6 months.
25) I LOVE IT.
26) Our wedding is scheduled for December 3rd 2005/6.
27) If we ever tell our parents.
28) I've already planned half of it though, having fantasised my wedding since I was nine years old.
29) I'm not a virgin.
30) I lost my virignity to my fiance on the 4th of January 2003. I'll never forget that day.
31) In fact I now love sex. I hate saying that though cos I feel so dirty and wrong.
32) I swear I'm a hypocondriac. I always think I'm dying of the latest disease to be released.
33) Like right now I have a headache and am panicking that I have either meningitis or a brain tumor.
34) I hate animals. I really do. They stink and slobber and I eat most of them anyway.
35) I do, however, love Pokémon. I think I may be slowly growing out of it though.
36) My best friend in the whole world is Jenn. We've had a lapse in our friendship but I talked to her the other day and I love her sooo much.
37) I suffer from asthma. I've only been reminded from this cos I'm getting wheezy now.
38) My fiance's name is David.
39) He annoys me and puts me second to the XBox (joke) but I love him more than anything.
40) He asked me to marry him six weeks after we'd been going out.
41) HOWEVER we did meet in 6th form - that's over three years ago.
42) He was supposed to take me to our 6th form ball but at the last minute took a girl he met on a bus.
43) I know you're asking "What the fuck are you wasting you're life on him for?"
44) I don't know.
45) I'm really really close to my family. I love them all to bits.
46) We're all going to Australia in September! I'm so excited!
47) I live in New Zealand, by the way. So Australia's not that much of a biggie, especially since I've been there 20 times before.
48) Writing is my favourite hobby.
49) Clubbing now comes a close second though.
50) Christ I'm only halfway there.
51) And by my obvious blasphemy you can probably tell I'm aetheist.
52) I'm sorry but having seven years of religion forced down my throat is not going to encourage me.
53) Yes, I went to religious schools. Private schools. Two of them.
54) No, I am not a preppy snob. I just enjoy my comforts.
55) www.badgerbadgerbadger.com is the funniest website ever.
56) Eye make-up is my enemy. It always makes my eyes water like anything.
57) My dream car is an old yellow VW convertible.
58) Failing that a Lexus/Audi/BMW convertible will do nicely.
59) I am a member of a gym. And I actually go most days. Shock horror, I know.
60) My favourite season is summer.
61) My number one dream is to travel practically everywhere overseas.
62) I'm mad about rugby.
63) ESPECIALLY THE CRUSADERS!!! I LOVE THEM!!!
64) Do you think I should've done this on my first entry? Oh well...
65) My favourite subject in school was English - I never got below 65%.
66) My least favourite was History. But that was my teacher's fault. He was a prick.
67) I hate the word "cunt." I even hate typing it. It's worse than fuck.
68) I used to have an obsession with the band Hanson. But what 13-year old girl in 1998 didn't?
69) My favourite sexual position is boring old missionary.
70) Surprise surprise, I masturbate pretty much daily.
71) And I download porn.
72) See why I'm aethiest?
73) I've only ever been drunk three times. That's not many for someone my age.
74) Shameful confession, I love Britney Spears' music. Not her, I think she's a slut. But her music (most of it anyways) is brilliant to dance to.
75) My secret ambition is to be a cheerleader. Bit late isn't it.
76) There are only two things I know I can do well.
77) One is dancing.
78) The other is writing.
79) I hate my fiance's mother. I have (many) good reasons to.
80) But his father and sister are lovely.
81) I look up to my parents. They've both overcome massive obstacles, both as individuals and as a husband and wife.
82) I hope me and David can do the same.
83) I have picked out my children's names - Isabelle, Andrea, Paris or Stacy for girls. Xavier, Adam or Zac for boys.
84) Unfortunately I will have to convince David on some of these choices.
85) The one feature I like about myself is my boobs. Seriously. They're a nice size and shape.
86) Everything else on me I hate cos it's swimming in fat.
87) I lost my first tooth when I was six. I bit into a sandwich at a swimming pool and when I looked it was in the bread.
88) My first word was daddy. Pretty original huh.
89) My second home is Jade Stadium, home turf of the Canterbury Crusaders.
90) I've just realised I have twelve cousins. A quarter of them live in Australia.
91) Isn't that sad? Growing up Australian...
92) I depsise George Bush. I'm sorry but the guy's a wanker.
93) I also think Tony Blair is close to following in his footsteps.
94) I never wear my hair up because it makes my face look fat.
95) I own about ten DVDs.
96) I have taped nearly every episode of Pokémon (in part with my sister).
97) I can play the card game Euka.
98) I love board games, especially Monopoly and Scattergories.
99) Woohoo, I only have an hour and a half of work left!
100) My head hurts.
There! Wasn't that fun!?
